It’s the holiday season. Take the month off.

Good morning. Find something worth doing, then do it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Time for some hot chocolate. The rains demand a sacrifice.

Plan for tomorrow: — write — errands — code — make shakshuka

Time to get some cool funk. youtu.be/SCRrXZP8b… #music

When your bird eats your sausage, you have a tern for the wurst.

Hm. Apple custard is pretty much like banana pudding. It’s got non-custard/pudding in it. #food #failure

“Without willing subjects, emperors would have no one to browbeat,” he said. “After all, that’s why emperors want subjects.” #writing

Happy National Peppermint Bark Day

It’s almost time to start reviewing what I’ve accomplished this past year, and what I’d like to accomplish in 2026. #2026

How much of what you do every day is worth doing? Why do you keep doing it? #life

Good morning, everyone. Can you believe it’s December? You better, because it is. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“He didn’t own a boogie board, but he did have a booger board.” #writing #character

Are you the type of person who sends URLs to family members during the holidays instead of giving real presents? #holiday #future #technology

What is the highest number of days you’ve done something apart from assumed functions?

Anyone remember Elon Musk? No? Good.

Reminder: Anyone whose name ends in the “ee” sound (BIlly, Jimmy, etc.) isn’t an adult and probably lives at home. .~

“His first loyalty was to the chicken wing. Then he ate it.” #throwawayline

You can’t claim that a job you perform for millions of dollars as entertainment, is as important as most other jobs. Or have we, as a race, forgotten how to entertain ourselves? #life #failure

Yes, you don’t need to respond. I know that “chopsticks” take their name from “chop houses”. #food #writing

Why are chopsticks (the utensils) called chopsticks? They aren’t good at chopping things. #food

“Today isn’t a new day. It’s just a day you keep recycling.” #writing

“I hate losing.” “You should stop playing then.”

So. Are you now hoarding all of your pennies since they are out of production and will soon be worth as much as the copper in them? #uscurrency #pennies

PSA: Never order mail-order Philly pretzels. No matter who is selling them. They are a far cry from original fresh Philly pretzels. #food #marketing #philly