Phew! Second editing pass done. Tomorrow, I start a proofreading (spelling/grammar) pass. Now, it’s break time. #writing #editing

How many new friends did you make last year? What is your average number of new friends per year? #life

Officially labeled. Not quite accurate since it’s mixed in with my TBR. It’s an entire bookcase. #books #reading

“Everyone Wants Me Dead” - title. Feel free to use it. #writing #prompt

Breakfast. Cheesy eggs #food.

“He made sucking noises through his teeth as if trying to vacuum a bit of chicken that had been stuck for three weeks between them.” #writing #character

“The worst part of a weekend is waking up.” #writing

Education and marketing are two sides of the same coin. Propaganda is the edge. #life #failure

People hate when you ignore or shrug off their insults. #life #success

Now that Groundhog Day is coming to a close, there is little to look forward to in terms of animal-centric holidays.

If your mind wanders, set it free. #life #success

“He knew sinning was bad. But no one had done it properly.” #writing

Too many ideas. Too many plans. Too few minions.

Don’t aim small. Aim accurately.

If someone tries to speak an AI-generated homily at my funeral, please kill me. Not that anyone would come. #ai #failure #humanity

It never hurts to donate your books to your local library. #writing #books #library

Be the first to read one of my books. Well, maybe the first of millions. autuereist.com #books #reading #writing

When in doubt, spawn a thread.

Letting the cat out of the bag is the humane thing to do. #cat #life

“When your life catches up to you, you’ll be sorry.” #writing

I’m an old white dude. I don’t like what other old white dudes are doing.

Don’t be ashamed you have failed. Be ashamed you didn’t try when you could have succeeded.

Just because you have an annoying voice doesn’t mean you should become a singer.

I’m giving thanks to you. You who follow. You who interact. You who read. You who think and question. You who enjoy or put up with my sense of humor. Thank you.

“Warnings usually preach to the choir, most of whom will vehemently agree, but still remain eating and drinking beer and wine while the world burns around them.” #riting