“When you have no friends, it helps to act as if you do—up to a limit, at which point you become a celebrity with no friends.” #writing #life

“What some people call broad strokes, others think of as the details.” #writing

“Nothing you see, hear, or otherwise experience is genuine. The more firmly you believe that it is, speaks to your level of insecurity.” #life #writing

Just because TikTok exists, doesn’t mean you have to use it, support it, or those that use or support it. Unless, of course you’re a lemming which apparently many are.~

“Some people see each day as an uninvited visitor like that great-aunt that shows up unannounced, and starts to complain about her bursitis and feels obligated to pinch your cheeks at every inconvenient moment.” #writing

“You don’t climb the mountain to see how far you’ve come. You climb it to see how alone you are.” #writing

The world is saner without people believing they’ve discovered something new worth sharing on TikTok in an effort to become an “influencer”. Flame on!

“She stared into my eyes. Her’s were limpid pools of something that resembled lime jello. I wondered how they’d taste.” #writing #throwawayline

“Never underestimate your ability to fail.” #writing

“His voice dripped disgust as his saliva poured onto his sandwich as he worked to insult me.” #writing #throwawayline

“What’s the weirdest joke you’ve ever encountered?” “You.” #writing #throwawayline

Some people live life. Most let life live them. #life

Good morning. Dark and wintry this morning. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — drink coffee in the morning — eat lunch — other stuff

Sourdough starter started.

“Snark is a munition that should be regulated.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has many colors. Too bad people refuse to acknowledge all but one.” #writing #throwawayline

“The sound on the TV is messed up.” “So is my life.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s the time of year when I should start considering what day trips I want to make within the year.

Nibbage #fountainpen

Where do people smile and laugh the most? In marketing ads. #life #failure

Remember when Humvees were a thing that Cybertrucks aren’t?

Hmmm…. Apple flavored beer. Is that a thing? I should check. I should try making some. I guess the apple might ferment to apple cider vinegar, but what if you add it to the bottle instead of the wort/fermentation steps? And no, I’m not talking about hard apple cider. #brewing #beer #apple

Back in my day books were written by hand. We didn’t sell very many back then. #books #writing