I’m ready for the arrival of spring. This winter has been boring so far.

“Lamentation of the Lambs” #writing #throwawayline

The Apple Watch needs a “dead man” switch app, that triggers and notifies people when/if you die by sensing lack of a heartbeat. #apple #watch #ios #life

A bucket full of dreams should have no holes. — ancient proverb I just made up

“Some people say ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead., others ‘I’ll sleep until I’m dead.’” #writing #throwawayline

Channel your emotions constructively, regardless of how you “feel”. #life #success

Wasn’t Smash Burger an 80’s group?

Don’t be complacent. #life

Phew! Second editing pass done. Tomorrow, I start a proofreading (spelling/grammar) pass. Now, it’s break time. #writing #editing

How many new friends did you make last year? What is your average number of new friends per year? #life

Officially labeled. Not quite accurate since it’s mixed in with my TBR. It’s an entire bookcase. #books #reading

“Everyone Wants Me Dead” - title. Feel free to use it. #writing #prompt

Breakfast. Cheesy eggs #food.

“He made sucking noises through his teeth as if trying to vacuum a bit of chicken that had been stuck for three weeks between them.” #writing #character

“The worst part of a weekend is waking up.” #writing

Education and marketing are two sides of the same coin. Propaganda is the edge. #life #failure

People hate when you ignore or shrug off their insults. #life #success

Now that Groundhog Day is coming to a close, there is little to look forward to in terms of animal-centric holidays.

If your mind wanders, set it free. #life #success

“He knew sinning was bad. But no one had done it properly.” #writing

Too many ideas. Too many plans. Too few minions.

Don’t aim small. Aim accurately.

If someone tries to speak an AI-generated homily at my funeral, please kill me. Not that anyone would come. #ai #failure #humanity

It never hurts to donate your books to your local library. #writing #books #library

Be the first to read one of my books. Well, maybe the first of millions. autuereist.com #books #reading #writing