“Do not suffer idiots lightly.”

“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.” #writing #throwawayline

“The future has a way of showing up, whether you want it or not.” #writing

How many disciples do you have?

Not sure why, but I had an urge for oatmeal, so I made some. I’m usually not a breakfast person.

“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.” #writing #throwawayline

“Humans tend to endlessly tell you things they don’t know in the belief that they do.” #writing

Happy Dump Your Significant Jerk Day Yup, it’s a thing, apparently.

Good morning. It’s Groundhog Day. Six more weeks of winter. But it’s 40% accurate. So, if we say an early spring instead, he’s 60% accurate? ;) Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Remember when everyone was worried about crop circles?

If you’re having a SuperBowl party tomorrow, you’re a week early.

Remember when people had bookshelves full of encyclopaedias, but never read them? #life #failure

“If you don’t stand up for what you believe, you really don’t believe.” #writing #life

Apple needs to come out with a simpler/cheaper VisionPro and bundle it with a reworked/modern eWorld. #apple #visionpro #eworld

“Birds are just the fish of the air.” #writing #throwawayline

What’s the most interesting word that you’ve learned or encountered, in any language? #writing #words

“I don’t know what I’d do without you.” “Go on with your life.” “But I didn’t have one before I met you.” “Well, there you go.” #writing #throwawayline

Do you smile in a group photo because someone says, “Smile!”? Or are you the grumpy one? #life #character #writing

Back in my day, I used Compuserve, Delphi, and AOL. Now? I don’t use anything because it uses me. #life #failure #technology

I’ve said this before. You need a sense of humor. Go get one.

“Sneeze into your food and no one will try to steal it.” #writing #throwawayline

I’m just mind-dumping. My brain is small. It fills up rapidly.

If you write, you shouldn’t stop reading. Read everything, especially the stuff you hate, and especially stuff others hate.You learn more from the things you despise than the things that make you feel comfortable or stoke your ego/self. #writing #reading #book #library

Foldable phones are a problem that doesn’t need solving. It’s cheaper to make larger pockets, or carry a large phone than to create it. #technology #failure