“His life was a charcuterie board with stinky cheese and nothing else.”

#writing #throwawayline

“The future has a way of showing up, whether you want it or not.”

#writing

How many disciples do you have?

Not sure why, but I had an urge for oatmeal, so I made some. I’m usually not a breakfast person.

“A numeric float makes for a poor dessert.”

#writing #throwawayline

“Humans tend to endlessly tell you things they don’t know in the belief that they do.”

#writing

Happy Dump Your Significant Jerk Day

Yup, it’s a thing, apparently.

Good morning. It’s Groundhog Day. Six more weeks of winter. But it’s 40% accurate. So, if we say an early spring instead, he’s 60% accurate? ;) Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Remember when everyone was worried about crop circles?