This morning has been spent erranding and taking care of house things. Being an adult takes up way too much time. I’ll settle down and edit this afternoon. #life

“He loved to take baths. He loved taking things that didn’t belong to him.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was a pompous ass, but since asses were. for the most part, humble animals, he was more of a pompous derrierre.” #writing

Did you know if you put water in your car’s tires/tyres, they won’t run low on air?

It’s time. I deserve and have earned to eat.

“He was like cilantro. Not everyone liked him.” #writing #throwawayline

“His heart struggled to burst out of his chest. Horror filled his mind. He had walked into the house alone—The House of Food.” #writing #throwawayline

“She was his flame, his pilot light. She kept him going.” #writing

“He had finally found the person he was meant to be for life—his soul mate. This happened every few months.” #writing #character

“The cost of tea is steep.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s, supposedly, going to be 70ºF today. The spring peepers made a noisy appearance last night. The tree buds are turning red. Spring is on the runway. #spring #netde

Happy Worship of Tools Day Yes, it’s a thing and a lot of people are doing it nowadays.~

“Our enemies will die a slow and pleasant death.” #writing #throwawayline

Hello. How are you? Are you still here? Stay hydrated. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“His life was so weird that he spelled it with an ‘ie’.” #writing #throwawayline

Hacking Alarmo to run Doom. youtu.be/LNaCcqqUr… #nintendo #alarmo

It’s time to fall over and relax. Editing is hard work. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. I wish I could pay myself for doing it. #writing #editing

Did you ever wake up and realize you were in a dream sequence?

Just because you have a podcast doesn’t mean you have anything to say. #podcast #failure

Nothing announced during Mario Day. I guess we have to wait until April.

“The more decades you have, the fewer you get.” #writing

“I know what I don’t want. But I don’t know what I need.”

Is outestines the opposite of intestines? .~

“I’ve been dead for only fifteen years, and I’m already bored.” #writing #throwawayline