Productivity is rarely about making money. #life

Happy International Beer and Pizza Day

Good morning. Make time to help others today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — get a haircut — plan next novel — read — eat — play some games

Support everyone. #life #success

“I signed up for open mike night, but they closed it as soon as I got up there.” #writing #throwawayline

Always keep panic to a minimum. #life #success

Go to your local farm/stand. Buy some apples. #food

He was irrational. He only ate pie.

Brioche buns were never meant for sandwiches, especiallly hot ones. They are cheap, however, and sound good on a menu. #food #restaurant #failure

I’m surprised no one has created an air-fryer in the shape of a pyrmamid and touted its ability to cook and sharpen knives. I would, but I have ethics. #marketing #tv

A tool won’t make you a better artist, programmer, or cook, etc. It will, however, make you a shopper. Without putting in the work, a tool will only provide a false and temporary sense of accomplishment. #tools #failure #marketing #life

Sometimes you have to be snarky to yourself. There is where the humor lies.

What is your best dessert recipe that you actually make? Box and dump-cakes are automatically disqualified. #food #cooking

Minmax: Who would work for nothing and have no choice? One word answers only. #wealth #failure #humanity #politics

“He pointed as if he held a pistol. Of course, the fact that he aimed at the monitor didn’t leave an impression on those around him and the monitor continued displaying the error message.” #writing

“We don’t have a labor shortage. We just have a shortage of humans willing to work subpar jobs for subpar pay.” #writing

Sometimes the things you worry about are there to distract you. #life

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The more you chase your goals, the more you miss the opportunities. — ancient proverb I just made up

Vicious Rumor: What if the iPhone was the size of the iPod Nano/Apple Watch? People are getting tired of overly large phones. Wait for it 2026. #apple #iphone

“I may not look it, but I’m smiling on the inside. Smiling on the outside is too much work.” #writing

Do you dress up for Halloween, even as an adult? Do you escort your little monsters? Do you go out because you have to, or because your neighbor hands out the tiny bottles of alcohol? #halloween

Shoo-fly pie beer. Yes, it’s a thing. I’ve had it last time I was in Amish country. It’s actually good. www.beeradvocate.com/beer/prof… #beer

Thank ye for thine attention. I am graced.