What do sheep count when they want to go to sleep?
Easier is not always better. #life #computing
When I get on a new elevator, I count the number of seconds between floors to detect any hidden floors. Useful in casinos. This is sometimes the office and security floor. #writing #life
Observe what others take for granted. That’s what they want you to ignore. #life
When two guys wear the same suit and tie, and one suit is ill-fitting, what does that tell you? #character #writing
My snark level is rising. Beware and behold!
Overheard: a group of people bemoaning the lack of Spades and Rummy in casinos…
It’s time. Thank you for being interested in what I post, write, and interacting. Thank you for my putting up with my ramblings and mind-dumps. If I meet you, I’ll pay for the first drink. I appreciate you. I know some may find me off-putting, weird, and arrogant. That’s heir personal problem. ;)
I’m not sure what I’ll do this weekend. The weather is going to be rated D again.
When your byline is bigger than your book title, you have a personal or publisher problem. #writing #publishing #failure
“He decided to conquer the world. He started with New Jersey.” #writing #throwawayline
“He was awkward the way a one legged ostrich is awkward.” #writing #throwawayline
What if you were tasked to write a modern fairy tale, not a retelling? I should create an anthology. #writing #prompt
“The louder the leaf blower, the smaller the person.”
We are a 70s band #music
What’s the worst excuse that you have heard or given?
It’s Friday. The weekend begins soon. The calendar is dropping pages faster than the trees are dropping leaves. Winter comes and there are no dragons in sight. Fear the quiet of the seasons.
If you are on everyone’s schedule, you aren’t on your own. #life #failure
It’s a day that’s full of Ds.
Booked flu/COVID vaccine. Gotta do the obvious stuff.
Happy German Butterbrot Day
PSA: Earth will have 2 physical moons over the next month or so. Earth will put a small asteroid into orbit before it escapes. Too small to see.
Good morning. Be safe wherever you are. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
What’s worse than getting socks for Christmas? An advent calendar full of socks. Yes, it exists.