“He couldn’t balance the basketball on his finger, so they used Photoshop.” #writing #throwawayline #observed #marketing #failure

Do more. Complain less. #life

This week, I need to start the spring-cleaning ritual, on account of it being spring.

“He jumped for joy. He also lay down to take a rest soon after.” #writing #character

I still want the Switch 2. I’m not rich, but it’s better than a ROG or Steamdeck, and (currently) cheaper. #nintendo #switch2

An unread book is like an unfed child. #books #reading

Just because you say something, never makes it so. Too many people believe power and wealth bestows truth because they have none of the three. #life #failure

“Bring out your dead! Bring out your living! We aren’t picky. Two-for-one sale, today only!” #throwawayline

Conflict isn’t you against another, or the government, or nature. Conflict is always about you against yourself. Conflict is growth. All growth is change. #tao #zen #life

Without a sense of humor, you have no sense of direction. — ancient proverb I just made up

“You will rot in this jail cell until you talk.” “This is a step up from my apartment.” #writing #throwawayline

“He lived in a small hut and an unassuming life. His was the Hovel of Lessdor.” If you get it, you win no prize. #writing #throwawayline

“Prepare to die! Everyone dies. You may as well be ready. We have a whole-life policy you can buy.” #writing #throwawayline

“The ship sailed west. It hit land. Too bad the ocean lay east.” #writing

“We are all monkeys banging away at our keyboards or scratching with sticks in hopes we create something worthy of another monkey.” #writing

“He fell flat on his face onto the floor which was at a flat thirty-seven degree angle.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’m leaving. Don’t bother pretending you care or saying goodbye. I’ve been through it before. You are the type of slime who acts like they care until the bill comes due.” #writing

“He still had no idea what was happening, but found himself the center of the conflict. Too bad he was an expendable character.” #writing

“His skin was like cracked vellum. Too bad most don’t know what vellum is and have to look it up.” #writing

I’m enjoying reading using the Kobo Clara. Not having to deal with Amazon ads on the Lock Screen is a plus. Kobo Plus is also decent. #ebooks #reading #eink #kobo

“I could be wrong. I should be.” #writing #throwawayline

“Some people can be lucky at chess, the same way some can be lucky at Las Vegas. It may happen, but don’t put any money down.” #writing

What was the worst curse that someone cast your way?

Ideas are like eggs; fragile until you do something with them. #life

“Support Your Local Library” starring James Garner. A movie idea too late. #library