Inspire someone to be better than they are without nagging. #life #success

Hello. Simplify your life. Reduce physical, mental, emotional, and social clutter. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — write — read — errands — be annoying

Life is meant to be fun. What’s your excuse?

Happy National Sourdough Day No foolin’…

Good morning. Don’t trust anything you read, hear, see, are told, or experience. Especially today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

If you aren’t smiling, you haven’t learned the secret. #life

Happy National Bunsen Burner Day. Light it up!

Good morning. It’s the last day of March. We are 1/4 of the way through 2025. 2026 is just around the corner. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be purposeful tomorrow. #life

Plan for tomorrow: — kill words — read — eat — whatever

When you think someone else is in charge, they will be. #life #failure

If you want to get me a birthday present, feel free to get this. cars.mclaren.com/en/W1

Create a new sentence at least once a day.

Entitlement is a drug that makes many high. #life #failure

Observed: a guy talking like he has a mouthful of marbles. Ovviously, a good ole boy or a member of Nirvana . #writing #character.

Clothing marketed as “4-way stretch,” obviously sags in time. #marketing #failure

Everything is transitory. Even being better or the best. #life

We have been raised to view everything as a competition worth the aluminum trophies we are given so we may lord them over others who strive as much. #life #failure

Donny and Noel are working to save money. To what end?

TML TMI. TMI.

“Never push the red plunger.” #writing #throwawayline

Be grateful you are here to complain. #life

When did the phrase”real life” first come into use? @grammargirl