Good morning. Spend the day relaxing and having fun. That’s an order. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“Please dispose of this post in the usual manner.”

— IMF

You don’t need to be funny to be humorous.

#life

Enjoy your life. It’s yours, and yours to enjoy.

#life

Life isn’t hard. It’s just difficult.

What movie deserves a sequel? For me, it’s:

— Buckaroo Banzai

— Remo Williams (although this was too PG.)

#movie

Semi-serious problem:

Given a food order, a given distance and time for delivery, what is the optimal combination to provide the hottest food temperature on arrival? Provide the formula.

#math #life #physics

Tropes are fine, as long as you use them in unexpected places.

#writing

AI marketing assumes/promotes that people can’t help themselves and need a god-like entity to solve all of their problems.

#religion #ai #marketing #failure

“He booked a tequila flight, but he was disappointed because it was in a bar and he never saw a plane.”

#writing #throwawayline