“My eye sight is spot on.” “That’s because all you see are spots.” #writing #throwawayline

“His was an ego borne of bad parenting.” #writing

It just hit me; a novel doesn’t have to be entirely/all funny to be humorous or funny. I’ve been bemoaning/struggling with sustaining humor for an entire novel. Duh! The obvious always is a life lesson. #writing #humor #humour

“He wore a white shirt, and a red vest with black pants. He didn’t know why, but people kept giving him him their car keys. He had a large collection of keys he didn’t know what to do with.” #writing

Code samples taken out of context are worthless apart from being a syntax example. #programming #documentation #failure

Lashes? #humor

What makes horror funny? #writing #life

“You don’t have make enemies. There are more than enough people willing to do it.” #writing

I hate the randomness of autocorrect. It makes me appear like an idiot.

Its Friday and i havent eaten today. Whats srong with this picture?

Today is going to be about taking care of family errands and responsibilities.

The Gathering: Well, last evening I had two visitors: raccoons at the deck door. They seemed friendly/curious enough that I opened the door and sat down next to them. A while later, they ran off. The cats were sitting on the deck rail watching. #feral #cats

Good morning. Your life was not ejected properly. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I need a vacation. But with my luck, I’d drown or die of heat stroke.

Oh, snap! It’s almost ginger snap season.

Life is like waking up only to discover it’s still Monday just with another name. #life

I think I should read something mindless now.

#life

I’m looking forward to this weekend of rain. Why? Because I have no other choice.

I’m enjoying the day because tomorrow is not guaranteed. You should, as well. #lilfe #success

I forgot an option, do you: — turn on the lights — put on the lights — switch on the lights — live in darkness #grammar

Do you “turn on the lights” or “put on the lights”? @grammargirl #grammar #regional

“When the government you helped to create kills you, the cycle completes.” #writing #government #failure

“He cheered with everyone else when Joaquin was imprisoned and then executed. He would garner more followers and that meant more money. He was, however, grateful that there were others willing to die for his ratings.” #writing

No, you don’t get COVID from corvids.