“If you need to herd cats, get a cat to do the herding. If you need to catch a thief, get a cat burglar..” #writing #throwawayline

“Nothing deadly ever happens after you’re dead.” #writing

Kindness is a gift and like giving a gift, being kind is non-transactional, #life

We should have a pool guessing what movie is going to get another unwanted sequel or spinoff…

What absurd thing did you do today?

Tomorrow: I visit the Apple Store and see fi they can figure out why my phone never rings. I havent had an iphone actually ring since the iPhone13 days. I’ve checked all the setting. Tired of missing important calls. #iphone

Nothing really accompished today. Oh well. At least I got a clean bill of health.

It’s time to relax and eat sonething—the first food of the day.

Ugh 2025 calendars are out.

Back in PA

Greetings. Don’t be surprised by what happens. It always does. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be a kind human.

It amazes me that people enjoy talking on Discord given its name. I think they meant to call it “Discourse” but their translator messed up. #marketing #failure.

PSA: Always remember, that Customer Service isn’t there to help you, it’s there to help the company make money. #customerservice #failure #business

Summer won’t last forever. Neither will you.

Hm. This year, I’m a sponsor somehow. They used the cover for “Out of Time” Cool! Creatures, Crimes, & Creativity conference auteureist.com #mdc3con #writing #conference #author

The 2024 Creatures, Crime, & Creativity Con schedule is up. creaturescrimesandcreativity.com/2024-pres… #mdc3con #writing

Yo! The sun is out. Wanna make somethin' of it? Yeah, I’m gonna make a day. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

You’re older now than you’ve ever been.

We earn what we deserve. We get what we deserve. #life

Eating, at its core, is a bizarre function. We destroy and ingest another entity in order to stay alive. #life #failure

I’m not a big fan of Xfinity, but they seem to have begun being proactive. #xfinity #success

I don’t know about the rest of the world, but in the US most of the televised media contest is sports-related. Some even schedule marriages around sports events. Few care about science or the world. We truly live in the land of bread and circuses. #life #failure #sport

Grr. My iPhone never rings. Everything goes to voice mail. Yes I’ve checked the settings #att #iphone

“The thing is, there are sheep among the wolves, and in nature, there are always more sheep than wolves. Beware the wolf on sheep’s garb. But fear the sheep more.” #writing