“He was awkward the way a one legged ostrich is awkward.” #writing #throwawayline

What if you were tasked to write a modern fairy tale, not a retelling? I should create an anthology. #writing #prompt

“The louder the leaf blower, the smaller the person.”

We are a 70s band #music

What’s the worst excuse that you have heard or given?

It’s Friday. The weekend begins soon. The calendar is dropping pages faster than the trees are dropping leaves. Winter comes and there are no dragons in sight. Fear the quiet of the seasons.

If you are on everyone’s schedule, you aren’t on your own. #life #failure

It’s a day that’s full of Ds.

Booked flu/COVID vaccine. Gotta do the obvious stuff.

Happy German Butterbrot Day

PSA: Earth will have 2 physical moons over the next month or so. Earth will put a small asteroid into orbit before it escapes. Too small to see.

Good morning. Be safe wherever you are. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

What’s worse than getting socks for Christmas? An advent calendar full of socks. Yes, it exists.

Happy European Day of Languages

Plan for tomorrow: — edit — eat — play games

“I need to find an elephant for my room.”

AI is the new Photoshop.

Sometimes, it’s easy… #publshing #spam #phishing

The purpose of an influencer isn’t to make you a better person or make your life easier. It’s to gain followers, sponsors, and money.

Just because many people repeat the same lie, doesn’t mean it isn’t a lie. There is a difference between an influencer and an expert. #life #failure

Back in my day people got information from books and newspapers. Then it was Google. Now, people get “knowledge” from TikTok, and everyone is an influencer influencing the guillible. Soon, we will be quoting AIs that spew nonsense. #life #failure

Should you take being called “quaint” an insult or a compliment? Should you take being called “whimsical” an insult or a compliment?

What joke, movie, book, made you spit your drink? Share, so we can make a mess. #humor #comedy

There is always a harder stick. — ancient proverb I just made up

Nintendo is pushing out a lot of good games at the Switch’s EOL. No, I won’t be buying the next PS even if the price drops a few hundred $US #game #nintendo #sony