“Whiteboards are as racist as blacklists.” #writing

Just because you stand in front of a PowerPoint presentation doesn’t mean you know what it means.

“It insinuates into your life. That’s how you become it.” #writing

Productivity is rarely about making money. #life

Happy International Beer and Pizza Day

Good morning. Make time to help others today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — get a haircut — plan next novel — read — eat — play some games

Support everyone. #life #success

“I signed up for open mike night, but they closed it as soon as I got up there.” #writing #throwawayline

Always keep panic to a minimum. #life #success

Go to your local farm/stand. Buy some apples. #food

He was irrational. He only ate pie.

Brioche buns were never meant for sandwiches, especiallly hot ones. They are cheap, however, and sound good on a menu. #food #restaurant #failure

I’m surprised no one has created an air-fryer in the shape of a pyrmamid and touted its ability to cook and sharpen knives. I would, but I have ethics. #marketing #tv

A tool won’t make you a better artist, programmer, or cook, etc. It will, however, make you a shopper. Without putting in the work, a tool will only provide a false and temporary sense of accomplishment. #tools #failure #marketing #life

Sometimes you have to be snarky to yourself. There is where the humor lies.

What is your best dessert recipe that you actually make? Box and dump-cakes are automatically disqualified. #food #cooking

Minmax: Who would work for nothing and have no choice? One word answers only. #wealth #failure #humanity #politics

“He pointed as if he held a pistol. Of course, the fact that he aimed at the monitor didn’t leave an impression on those around him and the monitor continued displaying the error message.” #writing

“We don’t have a labor shortage. We just have a shortage of humans willing to work subpar jobs for subpar pay.” #writing

Sometimes the things you worry about are there to distract you. #life

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The more you chase your goals, the more you miss the opportunities. — ancient proverb I just made up

Vicious Rumor: What if the iPhone was the size of the iPod Nano/Apple Watch? People are getting tired of overly large phones. Wait for it 2026. #apple #iphone

“I may not look it, but I’m smiling on the inside. Smiling on the outside is too much work.” #writing