“Mmm. This ice melts in your moith.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life has been crossbred so often that it has lost its flavor.”

#writing

“She hated the nursing home and her roommate. She wanted her own room with a cat. She decided to kill the human. She hated being old.”

Happy National Cat Day

#writing #prompt

LinkedIn launched an AI to handle recruitment tasks, ironically not seeing they’ve displaced job recruiters. Actually, it’s probably in their minmax analysis, so they know what they are doing, which doesn’t make it right.

#linkedin #ai #failure

If there are “dad jokes”, where are the “mom jokes”?

“He was like his email, unread.”

#writing

Refactoring code implies that you have factored it.

#programming

Thank you, everyone, for putting up with my ramblings and me. I hope you find something I post humorous, thought-provoking, motivating, or enlightening. And thanks to everyone who engages. Warp speed!

Time to order and eat some buffalo wings.

“Perfection was denied her. She had an eidetic memory, but for some reason, could never remember how to spell eidetic.”

#writing #throwawayline