I should make waffles tomorrow. I haven’t had waffles in a while. #food
“9 Common Mistakes People Make When Cackling” #writing #throwawayline
“You need a sense of humor, you know.” “Where do I buy one?” #writing #throwawayline
“So how long have you been here?” “Oh, about 33 years.” #writing #throwawayline
“The gun fluttered to the ground from her hand, the way a lead leaf would.” #writing
It seems pretty much all pre-eisting grammarspell check API sources have shut down. #writing #programming
Lots done this morning. I have’t had a chance to do any editing. I’ll work on that after lunch.
I guess I should upgrade.
Time to switch it up. Carolina Pen Company Eyedropper 1.1mm w/ Andermillion Green Moth #fountainpen
What makes you happier?
Good morning. Find a spot of sunshine and sit in it. Be the cat. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Your problems would always be made easier if you didn’t make them worse. #life #success
Plan for tomorrow: — edit — watch the Apple show — errands — code — play a game
Never believe anyone that says, “They’ll never find out.” #writing
I didn’t know about this. Apparently, Roger Moore, playing The Saint, once pretended to be James Bond. #tv #jamesbond
Thanks to a user on Mastodon @glitchcake, there is a programming language known as Emojicode www.emojicode.org Please note, I find this to be the only valid reason to ever use emoji—ever. #programming #emoji
Small things for you, are large things for others. #life
“I’m just a guy with a dead girl in the trunk. I left my pickup at home. I miss it.” #country #music #lyrics
Instead of using thrust, (chemical, ion, or otherwise) to power spacecraft, you should investigate attraction. And no, I don’t mean gravitational. #physics #antipropulsion
“He had a birdie on the second round. By the fifth, he was plastered.” #writing
“The world’s worst detective is an architect. Hire him!” #writing #throwawayline
Who would win a war between cannibals and zombies?
Have fun at your own expense. It’s free. #life
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