“I’m innocent!” #context

“Ransom notes tend toward crayon scrawls now that newspapers are difficult to find.” #writing

“In 2093, legalized betting on the death of a celebrity came into law. There was an unsurprising uptick in people willing to take that bet.” #writing

“The days of when a criminal declares, ‘It’s a fair cop!’, are over. Marketing and politics has taught us all that we can sell our story or hallucinatory truth.” #writing #throwawayline

“Captain Ouer, you have been charged with mutiny on the high seas. You will be tried by a jury of your piers.” #writing #throwawayline

“Hers was a deeper shade of shame.” #writing

“How many strangers have you ignored? How many friends have you lost as a result?” #writing #life

“If you vote for a dictator, you’re voting for your own demise. You may benefit in the short-term, but in the end you’ll be among the first to be lined up against the proverbial wall. The problem is, no one really expects the Spanish Inquisition. That’s what pandering gets you.” #writing

Gah! The year is almost half over.

Just because you have a “trusted partner”, it doesn’t mean I trust them. #spam #email

“Dak Armstrong: Keeping the World Safe From Stupidity. Call for rats.” #writing #throwawayline

“Humans seem to like the planet Earth, for some reason—at least the bits of it they’ve pretty much destroyed.” #writing

Time to inhale some food.

Good morning. Don’t let others' bad moods poison your own. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“There is no such thing as luck. It’s just an absence of a Murphy visit.” #writing

Good morning. Stay optimistic. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

It’s World Baking Day. And I didn’t even know that when I baked, today.

Anyone remember Will Smith?

Well, it’s, apparently, one of those days. The pineapple coconut upside down cake decided to stick to the cast iron pan. But the cake tastes good, at least. #baking

Chicken breast and veggies in the oven for lunch. I’m trying my chocolate oatmeal raisin stout after the appropriate time. It has a nice head, mouthfeel and you get all the components. #beer #brewing

OK. Pineapple coconut upside down cake in the oven. #baking

Well, that’s a pain. My KitchenAid® Mixer died. The control lever got stuck on 3+ and there’s no way to shut it down. Yes, I know I can ship it to get it repaired… #baking

Good morning. Make room for fun. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — cook stuff — bake stuff — eat stuff — read stuff — play stuff