What celebrity would you like to get into a true full-on bar brawl with, even if you were going to lose? Knives and guns allowed. #celebrity

If your local restaurant doesn’t have an Eclipse Special today, they are missing out. Mine is missing out. #food #eclipse

Do you make your own, buy a bag, or a can? Popcorn, that is. Back in my day, Jiffy-Pop™ was as big as CrackerJack’s®. Neither is all that big now. #food #popcorn

Hm. Google has a new Find My Device thingy. I wonder where it got that idea. Also, I’m pretty sure they aren’t as secure about their data… #google #android

Hm. The chocolate oatmeal raisin cookie stout should be ready to bottle soon. I hope it comes out tasty. #brewing #beer

“Your vacation was declined due to lack of interest.” #writing #throwawayline

“Death is the ultimate mobster. It makes everyone an offer they can’t refuse.” #writing

“He was so laid back, he was six feet under.” #writing

COVID booster scheduled for later today. One last thing to worry about… for now.

Back in my day whistling touch tones into a phone would allow you to dial a number and was considered a valuable skill to have. You had to know how to whistle two frequencies simultaneously. Truth. #phone

When was the last time you actually said, “I’m going to retire for the night,” when going to bed? Doesn’t “retire” actually mean to get tired again? Or is it more a matter of putting new wheels on your whip? #words #writing #grammar

Hm. I need to track recursive depth in my FORTH. I wrote a recursive Fibonacci word and blew Python’s recursive limit of 1000, as well as my FORTH’s max int. But the code works. #programming #forth #python #fibonacci

Don’t be like Donny. Don’t stare at the sun. You’re smarter than that.

The moon is a shadow of itself today. #eclipse

I need a break. I need a food break. It’s one of those days.

Happy Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

If you’ve seen one eclipse, you’ve seen them all. #eclipse

The Gathering: everyone is spending more time on the deck now that the weather is warming up. They are still skittish around me apart from Marble and Oreo. #feral #cat

Make a personal connection today, to someone else or to nature.

Greetings. No, the world isn’t ending today. It’s just the Groundhog’s shadow. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Maybe I should make waffles tomorrow… or cupcakes.

Plan for tomorrow: — editing — writing — errands — eating — more work on implementing FORTH

Be greedy. Eat all the ice cream.

Time to switch it up. Restored Epenco (M) with Iroshizuku Fuyu-gaki #fountainpen

Tomorrow’s eclipse is going to eclipse a lot of people’s normal lives tomorrow when they go out and stare at it.