WWDC: I’d like to see, but won’t. Upgrades to iLife apps and Journal app. Rework of Calendar/Notes/Reminders UIs,APIs, and functionality. Given up hoping for meaningful changes to XCode and Books. What I’m expecting; VisionOS, rudimentary so-called AI. Stuff no one needs (more emoji). #wwdc #apple

Happy Loomis Day Look it up…

“How would you like that cooked?” “Medium-well.” “You don’t want it perfect? I think we can manage.” #writing #throwawayline

Bring Back the Red Pandas!

When you isolate a function that causes problems and can’t deduce the problem, rewrite the function differently. At least you’ll have different problems. #programming #swift

“We tried delivering your life, but no one was home.” #writing #throwawayline

“I part my hair in the middle.” “You seem to have overdone it.” #writing #throwawayline

Anyone doing anything absurd today?

“Sometimes you have to struggle to appreciate the air.” #writing

I should put air in the bike tires. It’s going to be a nice weekend.

Sustainability: n. - What businesses and governments strive to do when threatened.

Not a productive morning. You know when you seem to be doing a lot of stuff, but none of it amounts to anything? That’s today.

Hello. You always have time to give, since you waste so much of it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

ICQ is shutting down in June.

I never understood the sport of shooting fish while wearing a barrel.

Hello. Don’t let one bad thing or person. ruin your day. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Hm. Just discovered that Zealand is in Denmark. Always wondered about New Zealand.

“Are you resigned to your job? No. I quit.” #writing #throwawayline #vocabulary

Ooo new game to play. #game

Redundant and a waste of ink. #starbucks #failure #efficiency.

Overheard: “A lot of my parents…” #writing

I get a lot of corporate email stating, “We value your opinion…”. too bad they don’t consider facts. #marketing #corporate #failure #service

Symmetry: Old white sports guys on one show. All old black sports guys on another. This isn’t equality. Oh, and no women. I guess that’s why one show’s hashtag includes PMS. #sport #failure #espn

“He shook his head. ‘The closest thing you have to a bookshelf is your fridge. Even your pantry is bare.’” #writing #throwawayline

Do you care where you will be buried after you are dead? And if so, are you trying to please yourself or someone close to you? #life #death