Happy Root Canal Appreciation Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Exposition is not bad. Bad exposition is bad. #writing

Not for long… arstechnica.com/gadgets/2…

“You only feel comfortable when you know what you’re doing.” #writing #life

Most people have visited the writers’ block where people sit around writing. #writing

Apparently, you can now buy people on the internet… #marketing #failure

I wish podcasts were more about educating and less about interviews and commentary. #podcast #failure

Fighting allergies and lack of sleep today. I’m still getting stuff done.

I love phishing from “Literary Analysts” who can’t seem to put a grammatically correct sentence together. #publishing #writing #spam #marketing #failure

Ho ho ho! You’re up, are you? Well, good for you. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — work on importing Plottr data into my writing app (iOS) — work on FORTH — editing — play a game? — eat things, hopefully healthy

“What are you doing?” “I’m smiling at you.” “Stop it!” “Why?” “You’re creeping me out.” “You haven’t seen how creepy I can be.” #writing #throwawayline

Any email that saya: “Tells us what you think” automatically gets deleted to trash/junk. Companies like to makit it seem they listen to feedback, but unless they are a small (< 100 employees), few do. Most churn the data to find and exploit trends. #business #failure

I should really eat something today.

I should go to the local farm and get some honey and stuff. It’s strawberry, asparagus, and mead season.

What I wish Apple had is a Magic Keyboard that works as a folio. That way I could use a Pencil to write on a flat surface, and still have the ability to use a keyboard. #ipad #keyboard #apple #failure

Happy National Cosmo Day

“The key to success is to have more fun than the next person.”

“What’s one truth that your parents taught you?” “Never trust your parents.” #writing #throwawayline

“Life doesn’t make mistakes; people do.” #writing

I should make waffles tomorrow. I haven’t had waffles in a while. #food

“9 Common Mistakes People Make When Cackling” #writing #throwawayline

“You need a sense of humor, you know.” “Where do I buy one?” #writing #throwawayline

“So how long have you been here?” “Oh, about 33 years.” #writing #throwawayline

“The gun fluttered to the ground from her hand, the way a lead leaf would.” #writing