“Everyone thinks they can do better. That’s why things are so much worse.” #writing

“What if life had a bonus round and this is it?”

My bucket list: — go to the store and buy a new bucket. #life

OK. I deserve to eat something today. I got a lot of editing done this morning.

Happy National Pigs-In-A-Blanket Day Make sure your pigs are warm.

Here’s a question: Why do you have a blog? – it’s fun – it’s what I do – I was bored and it felt like a good idea – everyone else has one – it’s a good way to start a cult – it makes me feel important – to make money #blogging

Good morning. Be grateful you have social media. Your ancestors had to bang rocks together. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Back in my day, a suit and tie were required at work, every day. I refused to ever wear a tie. I guess I won.

It’s a highly pleasant weather day. Go outside and bask. I went out and sat on the grass.

Spam Emails #publishing #failure

I love spam emails that impose privacy restrictions without my consent: “This email communication is intended as a private communication for the sole use of the primary addressee and those individuals listed for copies in the original message. The information contained in this email is private and …

I love the smell of agent-publisher spam in the morning. Especially when the email is full of hype, large dollar figures and uses every font except Comic Sans. I like Comic Sans. This from, a supposedly, reputable company. #publishing #agent #writing #failure

Do you know what we haven’t had in ages? New iOS chrome. #apple #wwdc #ios

Hm. Apple Event May 7 #apple

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Happy German Beer Day Go out and celebrate.

Good morning. It’s a headache kind of morning. Going to keep it low-key. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Got stuff done today. It would be nice if I got stuff done tomorrow.

You have to have a sense of humor. I’m still trying to find a pusher in a back alley with a banana peel. Actually, a lot of back alleys have banana peels.

“Life is a carnival. Just look at all the clowns.” #writing

It’s interesting that many regularly take drugs that come in the mail and also accept scam/spam.

Do you follow the Greaves’ Rule?

“Peace is a relative thing. Just because we aren’t in a war, doesn’t mean we aren’t fighting one. A war is a war whether we call it one of not. Marketing is wonderful that way. War, that’s what governments do, after all” #writing

“The truth of humanity is it has sympathy for monsters. That’s why they have so many.” #writing

“Thank you. For being you. I accept you. As you are. I hope you accept me. As I am.” #life