Humans love to make something look like something else, including themselves. #life

“Legos. Isn’t that a city in Nigeria?” #writing #throwawayline

Overheard: “Old-man mode.” Love it. #writing

You’re 7 years old and you find a million dollars. What do you do? #writing

Not everyone understands my sense of humor. I’m not everyone.

If you produce enough, you will get lucky. #life

“He lived in a world ruled by three kings and a joker.” #writing

Noir #writing

“The dark room needs light, The furniture looks straight out of the 40s. Everything is black and white. There’s a body, dead, on the floor with a bullet wound in its head, blood pooling around it. There’s a woman in a tight dress, with curves like a rollercoaster holding a gun. I must be in a noir.” …

“My mind is a blank sponge that sops up the dark and sticky blood of uselesness.” #writing #throwawayline

“He was an extra that was never used in Mad Max. He was an outcast.” #writing

You won’t get motivated by drinking something named “Liquid Motivation” the same way you don’t get rich drinking something named “Liquid Gold.” Yes, “Liquid Motivation” is a thing… #marketing #failure

Ideas are potential for success or failure. Your results may vary, but measurable.

Just because you’ve never heard of a fruit or vegetable, doesn’t make it healthy. #food

Kale is underrated and underused. Quinoa is overrated and overused. Flame on! #food

Signs of spring in Delaware: — Spring peepers are out in force and peeping. — Trees are gaining a reddish hue as the leaf buds form. — Cherry blossoms all over the neighborhood. — Geese nesting — The worms are out during the rains.

If you are too rich to know what to do with your money, I have a suggestion.

“If buffalos had wings, pigs could fly.” #writing #throwawayline

“The server dropped the metal tray of food down with a bang in front of him. She said, ‘Boneless wings for a spineless husband.’” #writing

Back in my day we had sit-down comedians.~

“Sloe Gin and a Fast Gun” would make a great pulp spaghetti western. I should write it, but I’ve got too many other writing projects. #writing #prompt

I don’t have much patience with myself. I’m not sure how one goes about learning patience, beyond meditation, etc.

The Gathering: I’ve tried. Marble doesn’t want to go outside, back to being a feral. Oh well. Now I’m leery of taking the others to the vet, or I may end up with 7 or 8 feral cats who feel the same way… #feral #cat

“Life is a horse race and we’re all handicapped.” #writing

If you’re hoping things will change, you’re not doing anything to create the change you want. #life #failure

Is what you do, getting you to where you want to be in life? #life