How many babies were born on the Death Star?

“Never eat with your enemies. Use a fork or spoon instead.” #writing #throwawayline

It’s going up to 66 today. Spring? I don’t think so, but close.

Hello. Conflict is only good in fiction. Stay calm. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — iOS — Python — editing — errands

Lucrative has the same root as lucre. #words #grammar

Every day is a chance to be happy. Be happy. It’s better than the alternative. #life #success

Those who can, play. Those who can’t play, manage. Those who can’t manage, talk. #sport

“Just because you’re not dead doesn’t mean you’re doing the right thing or are lucky. Iniertia is the law.” #writing #life

Why does every blog/podcast/etc have “a special guest”? What makes them so special? Why not have an ordinary guest? #podcast #blogging #interview #failure

“The Vampires of Tarantualvania” should be a story/title. #writing #prompt

What was the last thing that you have laughed at?

Any kid can ask their mother, “Why is the sky blue?” It takes a genius to ask, “Why is the sky up?” #life

Never underestimate the power of the pun.

The Gathering Update: Kittens are like kids. They are full of energy, eat a ton, want attention, and get into things they shouldn’t. At least I don’t have to sent them to college.It’s Day 11 of Incarceration for Marble. Tomorrow, I pull the collar. #feral #cat

I question publishers who allow “A Novel” as a subtitle for a novel. #writing #publishing #failure

The new Apple Sports app actually lets you manage a team… #apple #sport

Yes, dork swagger is a thing.

“When he swaggered in, it told everyone in the restaurant that he was a dork.” #writing

“He stamped his foot in anger. It ended up in Brisbane.” #writing #throwawayline

I should write a pulp story. #writing #shortstory

The one main complaint I have about the SuperNote text recognition is its page-at-a time, rather than handling the entire document. #superote #eink

SuperNote text recognition is really good, but my handwriting is still too inconsistent to make it useable all the time. Close… really close… Maybe in my lifetime… #writing #eink

The Baltimore Pen Show is this week/end. I don’t have anything on my “need” list, but I’m sure I’ll find one or two things that draw my attention. #fountainpen

“She pushed all of his buttons. She especially enjoyed pushing the big red one marked ‘Do Not Push’.” #writing