Never ask for what you want. Always ask for what you need. #life #success

If you could teach one subject which subject would you want to teach, assuming you knew what you were talking about? I’ve been lucky. I’ve taught a lot of different subjects, and been good at it. If I were to pick one subject to teach, I’d pick something new. #life #training #teaching #education

Find some humor in your life and exploit it. #life #humor

It was a day that couldn’t decide whether to rain or pummel the world in sunshine, so it settled on overcast. #dover #delaware

Bummer. I won’t be around for HP Connect in Reston. Would love to go. #hp #ns #tandem

I think I want to get back into BeOS/Haiku. Why? Why not? Maybe I’m feeling nostalgic. www.haiku-os.org #programming #os #beos #haiku

Beauty isn’t in the eye of the beholder. It is everywhere. #life

You’re growing older regarless of what surgery, injections, and make up you espouse. #life

Trust that Murphy will show up and prepare for his coming. What life lessons have you learned during your time on this planet? #life

I’m still trying to figure out where to go on vacation.

Isn’t a baby shower just a baptism? #humor

What do you call a guy who draws? A dudele.

Do you ever feel you’re not accomplishing enough? Always.

You can take a nap, if you want I’m going to eat and run errands.

Happy National Velociraptor Awareness Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Hi. Pour yourself a cup of coffee and/or tea and be optimistic of having a good day. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Good morning, all. Be playful. Stay playful. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Be a helpful soul. #life #success

I’m enjoying life. What are you up to?

Typical display of a nuclear reactor sans wireframe schematics in a thriller movie. #writing #production #screenplay

Assuming you wanted a trip around the world, if you were offered a free trip around the world, would you take it? Or would you look for the “catch”? And not finding one, would you take the trip or assume you missed the “catch”? #life #writing

I’m enjoying the sunny and warm day. It’s only 73ºF. Yesterday was 83. If I were to extrapolate, one week from today it will be sub-zero. You say, never extrapolate from two data points? Well, that’s what technical stock analysts like to do. Yes, I know. #stock #technical

I”f you heckle a comedian, expect to feel insulted.” —ancient proverb I just made up

Quantum mechanics is the conjoined twin of physics. #physics

7 is greater than 3 in some universes. #math