“He was so drunk he started a fight with the guy in the mirror. He ended up hurling a stool at it. Then the real fight broke out.” #weiting #throwawayline

“She was the reason for many a bar room brawl. Everyone who saw her fought to be the first out the door.” #writing #throwawayline

“I’ve discovered that books are attracted to and tend to accumulate around those who read. Books feel safe with readers.” #reading #writing #books #library

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” “I want to be a Walmart employee.” #dreams #life #character

“The badge of honor is tarnished, but the sword of vengeances is razor sharp.” #writing #throwawayline

Live in existential joy instead of residing in existential dread. #life

I’ve never heard anyone sidle up to the bar and order “A shot of whiskey. And leave the bottle.” I must hang out at the wrong kind of places.

It’s been another house stuff and errand stuff morning.

Eat food. Write. Ramble in!

You live in the past. You live in the future. Occasionally, you are here. #life #failure

Happy Birthday, if you celebrate.

Happy Buzzard Sunday

Accomplishing lots this morning. Too bad I’m not in realty.

Hello. Don’t argue just to prove a point. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I would rather have friendship than loyalty. #life #success

Photo up. photosaday.visualnewt.com #photography

Stay hydrated.

“He was recklessly funny.” #writing

The father of Hans had a legit business.

I need to move the wort into the fermentor. I need to get some vodka to extract some cocoa nibs. That can wait. #brewing #beer

Observed: someone cutting their food holding the butter knife like a pencil/scalpel. #writing #character

“This beer isn’t my cup of tea.” #writing #throwawayline

Time to eat some lunch. It’s 2:30 here

Anyone feeling trendy today?

Maybe I should toss some raisins in… #brewing #beer