Do you know clickbait when you see it? Or are you just a clickfish?

“The wizard stood on the craggy mountaintop,his rough wooden staff held aloft and sparking arcane energy. Lightning illuminated the rocky terrain in stark black and white. His voice, hollow and aged, shouted, ‘Woe be unto you!’” “You speak weird.” #writing #throwawayline

Crying is the ability to show. Show. #life #success

Isn’t the phrase “world exclusive” assumptuous? #marketing #failure

“Saturday I woke up—“ “And that’s a good thing?” #writing

“Are you married to this loser?” “Um, no.” “Do you want to be?” Silence. “Let’s go somewhere/z” #writing

Next year, I shold write another script—not that I have ever sold, or tried to sell one. It’s still a great exercise in writing dialog. #writing #screenplay

Horseradish beer… nah. Roasted horseradish beer…hm. #beer

Someone just asked about what I wire. Don’t know if I “sold them”. That’s not my purpose. #writing

A weird idea is better than no idea. — ancient proverb I just made up

“A sequence of events aren’t a life unless you die.” #writing

I haven’t made chili in yarns. I should. #food

Soccer, what the rest of the world calls football. Inches, what the rest of the world calls centimeters. Sometimes, the majority is correct. Being different, sometimes, is just being different. Not better.

Life is a series of waves. Success is weathering the storm. #life #success

Sometimes, yuu either know things or have experienced things, that others haven’t. Then, it is not the time to keep things to oneself. #life #success

That’s why I go out. To observe and listen to side-conversations. I see people do and say things.

Observed: He moves away from the woman back to his two companions. They leave. He doesn’t pay? #writing #character

Observed: Guy moves closer. He moves away from the two guys he came in with. He’s interested/ He’s more focused on the empty beer glass than the woman he’s moved near. What are his priorities? #writing #character

Friends may turn on you. Either they are not your friends and are more self-centered than you had thought, or they are testing you to improve you. You have to decide which it is.

If you have to rely on memes and videos to express your thoughts and feelings, you should really consider being here. #life #failure #lazy

“Back in my day, we all wore masks, didn’t touch people, and toilet paper was rarer than gold.” #writing

Life is interesting only for those who haven’t lived it. #life

Observed: A guy not “hitting” on a woman. Then he moves closer. Humans are predictable. #writing #character

Observed: some people’s voice is all teeth. #writing #character

What food would you die for?