“He was too poor to afford a haircut. He was too rich to care.” #writing #character

I know how the story needs to end. I just need to figure out how to get there from wher I am. #writing #coinsofdestiny2

“He never ordered the jerk chicken. He thought it was hereditary.” #writing #character

Watching a guy read a book at the bar. Too bad the book doesn’t have the iOS “Your phone is too close” warning but for books. #reading

Always an easy shot. #photography

Cookies count as health food.

I guess I should thank you. Thank you for putting up with me and my weirdness. You’re the Chosen One. No one else will. Seriously, I appreciate all who follow and interact with me and my explorations.

I don’t think outside the box. I think outside the tesseract.

Stretch your mind. Make it go from here to the sun and beyond. Then, go ahead and fill it.

Why is “Oven Roasted” a selling point on a menu item? I guess the alternative might be “Boiled in Aardvark Vomit” might be worse, but still. #marketing #food

I’m decompressing. I’m mind-dumping. Writing is hard work, beyond just typing a lot. Pent up ideas are as bad as pent up anger and rage.

Your in-laws are not invited for the holdays this year. Especially if they put raisins in the macaroni salad.

If you don’t find humor around you, find it in you. #life #humor

Overheard: “They stopped making your car two years ago.” Me, thinking: “So you’ll never get delivery.”

“Where have you been all my life?” “You’re what? Two years old?” #writing #throwawayline

“She was the woman of my dreams, but she existed.” #writing

I want the bottle labeled “Fake”. Or maybe I’m confused and this is sponsored by a soccer team. #marketing

“The customs agent frowned up at me. It must have been part of their training. All the others had similar expressions. He grudgingly grumbled a single word. Visa? The sweat on my brow trickled into my eye. I managed to croak, ‘No. Mastercard.’” #writing #throwawayline

Thanksgiving (U.S.) is next week. I’ll do my usual thing.

“He had never drunk whiskey out of a woman’s shoe. He had gotten drunk. He had discovered that Crocs™ hold a lot of liquor.” #writing

“They were old. They were ignored. They were dangerous.” #writing

Sometimes you have to dance into the absurd when no one will dance with you. #life

Dehydrated watermelon. Is that just a normal melon?

“He was a man in the morning and Mennonite.” #writing #throwawayline

I know the next few bullet points I need to tackle in my story. Not that I have an outline; I don’t. Now, I just need to figure out how I’m going to tackle them. #writing #coinsofdestiny2