If you aren’t writing what you like you’re working for someone else. #writing

The narrator is not the author. The story’s “voice” is that of the narrator, not the author. The listener is not the reader. #writing #voice #narrator #story

The crazy drivers are out and it’s not even snowing yet. Humans are weird.

It’s frigid out. Still no snow, however.

Happy National Bagel Day

Greetings. Do you know how to properly panic if it snows? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Release the crackers.

If you’re feeling cold, just add 272º to Cº. That should warm you right up. #weather #kelvin

The opposite of perfection isn’t failure. #life

Articulate problems and solutions accurately and objectively. #life #business #success

Time for a smoothie.

It’s going to be cold all week. All temperatures in ºF

Hello. Be kind. You don’t need a reason. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I’m desperately hunting for a good apple pie. Unfortunately, my kitchen is bereft of such foodstuffs, or even the materials to successfully manufacture one.

“The best way to look at a problem is upside-down.”

What is your go-to meal on a weekend? Mind tends to be evolved flying dinosaur appendages. #food

I can’t wait for teleporters. Then I could go on vacation without all the check-in lines and sitting listening to screaming babies/adolescents/adults. #travel #failure

I’m having “fun”. Whatadaboutyou? And no, I don’t know what “fun” is, so this must be it.

“Sell my soul? Sure. If you believe I have one—that’s free money. Sell my principles. Never!” #writing

At this point, the AI really can’t do anything that a human couldn’t. The question becomes, could it? And is/could there be a lazy AI in the sense that many humans are? #philosophy #ai

Yes, I know I have a weird sense of humor. What’s your excuse?

Observed: “I just wanted to share with you. I didn’t want to discuss or argue about it.” “So you don’t want me to share with you? You just want to offload? You could do that on the internet.” #writing #character

“Charles Dickens sat, quill in hand. He scribbled: ‘He was the worst of dads. He was the best of dads. He deserved a mug.’ Hm… nah. I need to make it less personal and global. ‘It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.’”

We treat AIs the way we treat corporations. We assume they are intelligent and independent entities that deserve rights. Until either exhibits independent and rational thought, we should hold owners and creators accountable. #business #ai #legal #failure