Plan for tomorrow: — scribe — travel to a merchant to buy some rations — stop at the tavern to gather information — fight the darkness. Seriously.

Most species’ babies are cute. It’s genetics. The ugly ones have been killed off. So what species has the cutest babies and why? Without a why you’re just guessing. Human babies don’t count due to bias.

“He wore his diamond ring with the diamond on the underside of his hand. He would etch whatever glass he drank from at the bars and restaurants, leaving the wait staff baffled when the top of the glass broke off.” #writing #throwawayline #character

Lunch consumed. New book outline expanded . Memory dumped: 32.1 gigaquads freed.

Most assymetric fights are fast and to the point. Most equally-matched battles are drawn out and more strategic than tactical. Don’t rely on luck to drag out conflict––or to end it. Also, don’t use conflict for conflict’s sake. We call that trolling. #writing

Gold would be a lot faster/more interesting if when a ball landed in the rough the player was disqualified. #sport #golf

What is the ratio between questions with answers and questions with reality-based answers? Exceedingly small. That’s why everyone seems to have an answer based in opinion or belief. #life #fact #failure

The point of money is to make more money. The point of life is to make more life. The similarities are amazing, which begs the question, what’s the point? #life #money #finance #philosophy

I find it humorous that Mastodon’s post button is labeled “Compose” in Ivory. But then, I guess, some compositions are works of art while most are just noise.~ #mastodon #ivory

Bit, the kitten, tried to follow me outside and I accidentally closed the door on it. Bit is fine. I need to be more careful now that they are more active. Bit is like Velcro®. #kitten #cat

I should learn something new to do.

When you hit a wall, it’s best to change direction than to sit around complaining that the wall got in your way. #life #failure #writing

What’s the funniest movie? What’s the funniest book? What’s the funniest joke? Have you ever died laughing?

“He was the master of failure. He’d explored all the avenues and gotten lost.” #writing #throwawayline

A mind with focus is single-minded. A free range mind is one able to explore. #life

“Lemmings come and go, and no one notices.” #writing

“The purpose of kings and queens is to motivate the peasants to make their own decisions and choices.” #writing

I just noticed that Apple email does NOT honor third-party server SPAM headers. Yeah, I’m slow that way. Still… #apple #mail #failure

Would you rather be cute or knowledgeable?

A racing mind never wins. — ancient proverb I just made up

Be grateful for what you don’t have. What you don’t have could make your life a lot worse. #life #gratitude

Did golf originate by someone accidentally hitting a nut into an animal den/tunnel with a stick and killed the animal? It seems like it. #golf #sport

“The glucose is high in that one. He shall never be a Jedi.” #writing #throwawayline

“A king has more to lose than a peasant and spends time protecting himself than accomplishing, whereas a peasant is grateful for what he has and takes chances. Kings stagnate while peasants strive and accomplish.” #writing

“Kings build castles not because they are rich, but because they fear what is around them.” #writing