You have to look for the humor and weirdness in life. Actually, you don’t have to look very far.

lol. She then asked if she gets free refills. #character

Observed: A woman bemoaning there is no bartender and the lack of service. When the server shows up, she orders a glass of iced tea. #character #writing

It’s a nice day for soup, a glass of wine, a good book, and avoiding death. Yes, I have a weird sense of humor. You have to have one on this planet.

“Drive safely. Drive hard. Live safely. Live hard.” #writing #throwawayline

Well, we may get snow for the first time in 3 years… #dover

If you aren’t writing what you like you’re working for someone else. #writing

The narrator is not the author. The story’s “voice” is that of the narrator, not the author. The listener is not the reader. #writing #voice #narrator #story

The crazy drivers are out and it’s not even snowing yet. Humans are weird.

It’s frigid out. Still no snow, however.

Happy National Bagel Day

Greetings. Do you know how to properly panic if it snows? Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Release the crackers.

If you’re feeling cold, just add 272º to Cº. That should warm you right up. #weather #kelvin

The opposite of perfection isn’t failure. #life

Articulate problems and solutions accurately and objectively. #life #business #success

Time for a smoothie.

It’s going to be cold all week. All temperatures in ºF

Hello. Be kind. You don’t need a reason. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I’m desperately hunting for a good apple pie. Unfortunately, my kitchen is bereft of such foodstuffs, or even the materials to successfully manufacture one.

“The best way to look at a problem is upside-down.”

What is your go-to meal on a weekend? Mind tends to be evolved flying dinosaur appendages. #food

I can’t wait for teleporters. Then I could go on vacation without all the check-in lines and sitting listening to screaming babies/adolescents/adults. #travel #failure

I’m having “fun”. Whatadaboutyou? And no, I don’t know what “fun” is, so this must be it.