Many would rather be happy than work for what they want.

#life #failure

Plan for tomorrow:

— drive home

— start the spring cleaning ritual

— write/edit

What do you call a chicken monk?

Fryer Tuck.

If Tesla had won, would the band be called DC/AC?

Thank you.

— if you follow me

— talk to me

— learn something from me

— laugh at me

— buy or just read one of my books

I appreciate you. None of this generic “you are appreciated” stuff. This is personal.

Thank you.

“Don’t live your lie. Live your life.”

#writing #throwawayline

Dast, dastard, dastardly, dasterous.

#writing

If your life flashes before your eyes, it must’ve been really short and uneventful.

#life

“Self-loathing is the soncerest kind.”

#writing

Overheard: “she died from the bacteria she got from the rats.”

#writing