It’s presumptuous of Elon to assume I want to mugrate my user account to a platform called X. #x #elon #failure

What if each time you made a decision, you rolled a set of dice to determine the option to choose?

Happy Wiggle Your Toes Day

Good morning. If you can’t let go of the big stuff, you’ll never let go of the little things. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Typical YouTube headline: “Put baking soda into boiling acid and you’ll be amazed.” #youtube #failure

“His face was like marble, or like melting butter.” #writing #throwawayline

Lunch consumed. #food

Autocorrect continues to think it knows what I mean. It proves to me that it’s an idiot neural net/AI. To the rest of the world, it proves that I’m the idiot. I’ll be dead, but it will still be here. #autocorrect #failure

If you don’t enjoy the day, that’s a personal problem. You may not get tomorrow. #life

Observed (sorta) “He’ sneezed into his salad, then nonchalantly proceeded to eat it as if nothing untoward had occurred.” #writing #character

“You look like you depend a lot of time in the sun.” “No. I’m a vampire. I hate the sun. I spend a lot of time in a coffin with a weird light.” #writing #throwawayline

“The swamp mired him in brown interspersed with green sludge-like water as he walked home. He swatted at a fly. He hated the flies. He loathed the mosquitos. How his wife had convinced him to move here, he didn’t know. Well he did, but he couldn’t speak of it.” #writing #throwawayline

PSA: You have errands. Do them.

Power - #writing

“Most people have a price. The poorer you are, the cheaper it is. Put a poor person in power. Of course, if you put a rich person in power, you he’s outside your control, because he controls all the poorer people. The only people who are honest are the ones who don’t want money. You want to avoid …

“Son, the older you get, the more vodka looks and tastes like water.” #wriring

Back in my day the internet had no ads, marketing, or spam.

The price of peace is never war.

If I ruled the world, things would be different. I didn’t say better.

“Sometimes you just have to estimate.”

I like having ideas. I like working on them. I hate having to prioritize and cull them. #life

“Sometimes you poke the snake one too many times.” #writing

I have too many project ideas, as usual.

If you trust an AI, you trust the people who wrote it. #ai

How is everyone handling the weekend, so far?

I got a decent amount accomplished this morning. I feel I should goof off the rest of the day.