The “Early Bird Special” at US restaurants includes the worm.

Hm. This looks like wineberry. Never heard of it. I wonder if I can grow it in my backyard. Yes, you can make wine. It’s a bramble. #plant

“I have nothing to gain. I have nothing to lose. Because I have nothing.” #writing

Sometimes I overthink things, even when I’m trying to keep things simple.

What series of movies would you erase from history? Tom Cruise’s MI comes to mind. #movie

“Life is a rollercoaster. The ride always ends.”

Just because you’re a redneck doesn’t mean you work in the sun.

Hm. Is there a salad that contains pineapple? (Not fruit salad/ambrosia). I on’t think I’ve ever seen one. #food

“Don’t forget that you were young once. You were unsure, rebellious, and full of yourself. Why do you expect your kids to be any different?” #writing

“Come to me. Come today. Come to die.” #writing

I just realized I haven’t dropped a copy of “The Singular Case of the Three Witches” to the local library. I should do that this week. It’s been in their catalog for a while now. #books #library

Countdown - #writing #throwawayline

“The fuse was attached to a timer. Every second, the timer fired a spark that burned the fuse a bit shorter. Each second the spark grew longer. Once the spark burned the final bit of the fuse, it would hit the metal contact causing the explosives to go off, killing me. This super-villain liked …

Overheard at the store: “Is anyone floating around? I need some fish.” It didn’t sound intentional.

This morning has been somewhat productive. Anyone else feel things are about to go wrong?

Swift question: I need to map a dictionary’s values to a struct’s attributes. Assume the dictionary is a flat [String:Any] (Any is a simple type), as are the struct’s attributes. Is there a way to do it? Thanks #swift #xcode

Good morning. Take a step back and listen today. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy Guinea Pig Appreciation Day Appreciate the sad ones as well.

Zombies are incredibly lifelike.

It’s a do-nothing day here. All other priorities have been deferred until tomorrow.

Hello. Now go back to sleep. It’s Sunday. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

The original Mission:Impossible TV show is still better than any Tom Cruise thing.

Plan for tomorrow: — be 22.1% more annoying

“Are you stalking me?” “Um…” “That’s ok. I’m staking you.” #writing #throwawayline

Sold a copy of a book.

The squirrels are angry.