“He got fed up with the pro telling him why his swing was wrong. He showed him.” #writing #throwawayline #golf

Eventually, like tomorrow, never comes. #life

“It wasn’t that her pupils were large. Her eyes were tiny and the press-on lashes just enhanced the effect.” #writing #character

“Lines radiated from the corners of her eyes the way the sun’s glory fanned to the ground.” #writing #character

Lint! It’s man’s bane. I abhor it! It tends to gather in the most uncomfortable of places.” #writing

“Mosquitos are the piranhas of the insect world. They’ll eat you alive.” #writing #throwawayline

“The flowers only bloomed when the moon was full and red. Tales said that if you picked one, you could lift the curse., but the picking was impossible withoutt being yourself cursed.” #writing

“Your eyes are as blue as two ripe lemons.” #writing #throwawayline

“Things you don’t act on are just ideas. Some ideas you shouldn’t act upon~like trying to make toad tacos.” #writing

It’s presumptuous of Elon to assume I want to mugrate my user account to a platform called X. #x #elon #failure

What if each time you made a decision, you rolled a set of dice to determine the option to choose?

Happy Wiggle Your Toes Day

Good morning. If you can’t let go of the big stuff, you’ll never let go of the little things. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Typical YouTube headline: “Put baking soda into boiling acid and you’ll be amazed.” #youtube #failure

“His face was like marble, or like melting butter.” #writing #throwawayline

Lunch consumed. #food

Autocorrect continues to think it knows what I mean. It proves to me that it’s an idiot neural net/AI. To the rest of the world, it proves that I’m the idiot. I’ll be dead, but it will still be here. #autocorrect #failure

If you don’t enjoy the day, that’s a personal problem. You may not get tomorrow. #life

Observed (sorta) “He’ sneezed into his salad, then nonchalantly proceeded to eat it as if nothing untoward had occurred.” #writing #character

“You look like you depend a lot of time in the sun.” “No. I’m a vampire. I hate the sun. I spend a lot of time in a coffin with a weird light.” #writing #throwawayline

“The swamp mired him in brown interspersed with green sludge-like water as he walked home. He swatted at a fly. He hated the flies. He loathed the mosquitos. How his wife had convinced him to move here, he didn’t know. Well he did, but he couldn’t speak of it.” #writing #throwawayline

PSA: You have errands. Do them.

Power - #writing

“Most people have a price. The poorer you are, the cheaper it is. Put a poor person in power. Of course, if you put a rich person in power, you he’s outside your control, because he controls all the poorer people. The only people who are honest are the ones who don’t want money. You want to avoid …

“Son, the older you get, the more vodka looks and tastes like water.” #wriring

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