If we can have chocolate and caramel, why can’t we just have chocolate caramel? #candy #food

Life is just someone’s meme.

These people never quit. I don’t have a “branding publicist” #publishing #spam #scam

Sometimes the best laid plans are made by mice.

What’s better? an old guy with felonies? an old guy who falls down and forgets?

If smartphone shipments fell this quarter, does that mean they are getting dumber?

People don’t know you when you are covered in blood.

Find some calm in your life.

Success is something you define. It’s not defined by others. That’s judgment. #life #success #judgement

Space launches aren’t efficient if they have a lot of flame/exhaust. What if SpaceX,NASA, et.al., keep them for the spectacle? Alien craft seem not to have any vapor trails. If they did, they would be easily tracked. A totally silent, explosion-free launch would not make good viewing.

Question: what does a 12 year old get from seeing themselves on TV? Pride/shame? What does ESPN get? Is it a win-win? Money/viewers/rating? I don’t think the kid is the winner. #espn #failure #sport

I should go to Japan, New Zealand, France, Spain, Italy. I’ve never been there. Maybe this weekend.~

What plans to do you have for the weekend? I don’t make plans, but I’ll probably go somewhere for some music and food. I’ll play some games, and think a lot.

Despite what Elon might think, Twitter still exists.

I’m booked for C3 and Philcon, if you want to meet up.

I’m just rambling/mind-dumping/free-writing as I am wont to do. If I don’t, I’ll start to forget the important things. 7.3 gigaquads of memory freed. #writing #life

“Swarm like the locust evading the net.”

I need/want to take a class. There are no in-person classes worth taking. Therefore, I won’t be taking a class.

The ancients wondered if life was a dream. The modern man wonders if life is a simulation. Soon man will wonder if life is an AI’s dream. The wise man doesn’t wonder. #life

What do you call a spiral where the lines intersect? There must be a topological/math term for it. #math $topology

“Are you The One?” “Why? Do you want to get married?” #writing #throwawayline

“Everyone has a price. Hers was a Coors Lite.” #writing

“Sometimes a diversion is the best way to get people to look somewhere else. Sometimes it’s enough to focus on the thing you are trying to avoid to get people to ignore it.” #writing

You can always cross a line that isn’t there. ancient proverb I just made up.

Sometimes, you have to let Murphy win.