The reason MickeyD’s “Happy Meals” failed is that although the kids were happy, the parent’s were not. And the food was generic.

Huge Lorry:: A) a large truck B) comedian C) an excessive part of the anatomy

“All we do is live. Some people are luckier and better at it than others. That doesn’t make them a better person.” #life

Life is hard enough without people taking credit. — ancient proverb I just made up.

Did my good deed for the day. No, I’m not going to explain it. I’m not bragging, just documenting.

All Apple apps should have a REST API. I wonder if I can create a generic wrapper to the Apple APIs to expose them. #apple #rest #api

I should get my GoCycle ready for the season. #bike

Unless it’s pouring rain, I expect and plan on getting out by the water tomorrow.

“He looked like a tarantula coming in through the door, all legs.” #writing

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you don’t have a life. — ancient proverb I just made up.

“You are a small person with a big ego on a small planet.” #writing

“When you go into space, it’s not that you lose your ego, you learn that there are even bigger things out there—mostly space.” #writing

“His personality was as caustic as napalm and as sleezy as a used car salesman. Virgin ones are hard to find.” #writing #throwawayline

Kill!

“You need to worry when your Miss Potato Head starts talking to you. Especially when it keeps telling you to kill Mr. Potato Head.” #writing

I should really do some work on my stock candlestick code. I need to rethink how I’m storing data, since I want to simplify things and go from SQLite3 to CouchDB. #programming #stocks #couchdb

“You are the Thought Police. Your jurisdiction is you.” #writing

“He was from Delaware. He didn’t care.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s easy enough to predict human behavior. You just need a large enough sample set.” Harry Sheldon

Don’t look for answers to questions you haven’t asked. #life

OK. Conjecture: Apple will have some fairly tight integration between their A/VR headset, Apple Watch and Apple Pencil. If it doesn’t, I’ll be disappointed. Both the watch and pencil are unique to Apple. Anyone can do AVR. Will we get a SightKit? #apple #wwdc #avr

“It was a dark day in the middle of the night.” #writing #throwawayline

Creamsicle, the other part of The Gathering, is back to stare today. #cat

If you’re not eating, you must be working.

Plan for tomorrow: — catch up on everything I didn’t get around to today.