Choose wisely with whose ambitions you choose to align. #life
Back in my day Girl Scouts actually baked cookies. Now, they are just a marketing arm…
It’s amazing how many people are willing to shout out their phone numbers in order to get “reward points”. #life #security
Just saw an ad for “Bottomless Pancakes”. This is obviously false marketing since each pancake has a bottom. And if they mean, all you can eat, they should say so. I bet someone could easily sue. #marketing #business #failure #advertising
“Tarantula Rex” #writing #throwawayline
Being angry at someone/something, just means YOU are angry. The problem is you. #life
“When you walk into a bar, you’re drunk. You’re supposed to go into a bar sober, and walk out of a bar drunk..” #writing #throwawayline
Overheard: “My gun will be in Thursday and Friday.” Not gonna ask… #writing #character
“If you insult everyone, that’s fine. If you miss insulting someone, you’re a bigot.” #writing #throwawayline
“Welcome your idiot overlords. You decided it was a good thing. Why are you laughing? Oh, you don’t get the joke.” #writing
“Some days are just like others. Like today. But more so.” #writing
“If you wonder what you should do, it’s not that you don’t know what’s right or wrong, You’re trying to justify the wrong.” #writing #life
“He was as sodded as the last sodded guy.” #writing #throwawayline
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I find it interesting that men still wear suits and ties in situations which least require them, and women wear pajamas where they shouldn’t be. $life
“You’re already odd. Now, it’s time to get even.” #writing #throwawayline
You don’t need motivation. You just need to do what needs doing. You aren’t a child that needs to be bribed to do something. #life #success #failure
Happy Hot-Buttered Rum Day When was the last day you had any?
Hello. Have a fun, safe weekend. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
Plan for tomorrow: — bake — play games — read — relax — write
Good morn'. It’s Friday. Get it done. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
“Do you look the part you were born to play?” #writing #life
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Success isn’t measured by a goal, wish, or journey. It is measured now by how much you have improved. #life #success