T’is time. Thank you. Thank you who: — follow me — have read one of my books — find me humorous — find me informative — find me — find me dead in the street. Seriously. Thank you. You are the hardcore.

Never get your hopes up above your sneaker tops.

I’m seeing a ton of AI slop on Audible. Time to quit. #audible #failure

What are the worst fake YouTube thumbnail expressions? There should be a rating/award/penalty. #youtube #failure

Happy National Lemon Bar Day I’ve never been to one. What are they like?

Back in my day, I was responsible for my own typos. Now, I have autocorrect and AI to blame. Even clumsiness and stupidity are being taken away from humans. #ai #autocorrect

New Apple HomeView .~ #apple #homeview

“How many lives have you spoiled the way you spoil the plot of the movies you watch?” #writing

Good morning, all. If you don’t like what you’re doing, why are you doing it? Stop hitting yourself. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I cracked open a bottle of my pumpkin spice ale. Tasty batch for spooky season. #beer #pumpkin #halloween

I want the Apple Duo to test and use my writing app on, but I’ll probably wait to see how people like the device. It’s a first-gen thing, after all. #apple #duo #writing #auteureist

happy national lowercase day

Good morning. Don’t stop. Time for the ceremonial coffee

I hate autocorrect sense. “Dinner”. Not “donner” #autocorrect #failure

Early donner or late lunch #food

Apple’s HomeView looks like a POS terminal #apple #himeview

Overheard: “Bring me two of your cheapesr tequila shots.” I don’t make this stuff up #character

Hello. It’s a day full of errands and other stuff. Time for the ceremonial cofee.

Nibbage #fountainpen

Cool! SuperNote has a major software update … plugins. www.youtube.com/watch Still the best ePaper device IMO. #eink #supernote

Hello. Yet even more rain again. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

I doubt the Brewers brew #brewing #marketing #failurr #sporr

I’m not sure what I’m doing, but I’m certain I do it well. #life

Learn to write dialogue by listening to old-time radio. #writing #dialogue

Observed: Artificially black wig. Even an artificially green/blue/orange wig would be better. #characer