Cheap.Cheeps. Cheap Cheeps. Cheap Cheeps. I’d rather eat cheap chips. #poem #easter #writing #throwawayline

I haven’t had Bratwurst in ages—specifically the current age. Delaware isn’t known for international cuisine unless you consider “muskrat” cuisine or international. #food

“He was so obese that he thought everyone loved him when they shouted, ‘Three chairs for Hymen!’” #writing #throwawayline

“‘They run like girls,’ was the last thought he had as they ran up to him and proceeded to smash their fists into him.” #writing #throwawayline

A lesson is something that teaches you, or not. Just like everything else in life. #life #success #failure

He spackled the wall with the deftness of a blind cake baker frosting a cake.” Note: this is not to disparage blind (cake) bakers. #writing #throwawayline

“He looked at me at horror. ‘What are you?’ ‘I am your worst daymare. I am a human analyst-writer-brewer. And I can’t sing.’” #writing #throwawayline

“He teetered on the toddler. He was a teetoddler.” #writing #throwawayline

“Best to leave it alone. It has teeth and is about to explode.” #writing

Lament that which you will never have, not what you had and lost. — ancient proverb I just made up

“Have you ever won anything?” “Your love—what are you doing with that? No~ Don’t! Nooo… ….” #writing #throwawayline

“The parade of tears down her cheeks was accompanied by the fanfare of howls, both centered on her mouth.” #writing

I should do some research, for a short story, into 12 step programs and their ilk. #writing

“Never be the person your mother warned you about.” #writing

“Crumbs were scattered on the floor, a constellation of stars.” #writing

Time is not a commodity. Time is not a luxury. Time is not something you can get back. Inhabit it wisely. #writing #time

It seems they got rid of all the language-specific talks. Bummer. That’s what I enjoyed most. #phillyete

PhillyETE seems streamlined this year. Only 2 concurrent sessions. Should still be fun/interesting. #phillyete

After using fountain pens, my handwriting has reached legibility—unless I’m in a rush. Your mileage may vary. #fountainpen #handwriting

I hope everyone is having a hoopy froodday.

It’s that time. Lunch. Writing. Mind-dumping.

Happy National She’s Funny That Way Day Yes, it’s a thing.

Hello. Repeat after me. It’s Friday. You can begin to let go. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Happy Pencil Day. All my pencils are happy.

That’s enough stuff for today. Next, I’ll work on integrating Micro.blog’s Bookshelves and importing stuff from Goodreads. Then I can work on managing the content. #books #web #flask