My iPad just warned me I have Low Battery power. Raising it above my head didn’t seem to help. What’s up with that, Apple? .~ #ipad #apple

“If you can’t have a good day, at least have a good beer.” #writing #throwawayline

Tomorrow will be fun. Not. At least I have the Baltimore Pen Show to look forward to. Not that I need or want anything. #fountainpen

“It’s hard when you hurt from hurting another.” #writing

Decisions decisions #food

I have a couple of ideas for another drunken werewolves story. I should choose one and start writing it. #writing #mdc3con

“Shape up, or ship out!” “But, I’m in the Navy, sir. I’ll ship out either way..” #writing #throwawayline

“The gossamer that was his soul spread throughout the universe, ignoring the fact that souls didn’t exist.” #writing

“Why do the stars twinkle, Daddy?” “Because you are so bright.” #writing

I’ve come to the conclusion that typed languages and compilers may be better, but untyped interpreted/scripted languages are more fun and more productive. Flame on! #programming

Name the musical group.

Many people believe life is about selling you stuff. Many people believe life is about buying and obtaining stuff. Some people know that life is about living. The happiest person is the one who doesn’t want anything. #life #success #zen #tao

Be the sunshine in a dark world. #life #success

It’s time to eat something and free-write.

Kindness is a gift freely given. It is not a reward. #life #success

Marketing: Even if that’s not what you wanted, but it still sorta works, we can sell it.

Self-respect is not arrogance. #life

Happy National Fun Facts About Names Day

Don’t make commitments to yourself you can’t keep. #life #success

Hello. Remember, you are a few days away from the next weekend—unless you die. So, don’t die. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Oh no! Tomorrow is Monday.

How many times have you said “bro” or “bruh” in the past hour? There is a limit.

Everything you do has an effect beyond your expectations. #life

Write down your life principles. Those are even more important than your goals. #life #success

I’d rather be eating cookies.