This should read, “Please be patient human driver”. It should also have punctuation. #failure

In America, putting an umlaut over a brand name makes it seem exotic. I’m seeing more of that. The problem is, most Americans wouldn’t know an umlaut if they saw one #marketing

“Your sig-other heard a noise. What was it? Alexa had heard a noise. Who do you trust?” #writing #throwawayline

“He paused to peruse his purchases. Peps, pencils, pangolins, and penguins. What had his wife asked him to get? Oh. Right. She wanted ribs, radishes, and rtabegas. What the hell is a rutabega?” #writing #throwawayline

“Everyone is good at something—even you. Oh, never mind.” #writing #life

“Welcome the universe. But make sure it wipes it’s feet before coming into your house.” #writing #throwawayline

Buy my new book. Give a feral cat one meal. Buy a feral cat, and feed it forever. Leave a review (of the book). #holmes #watson #adventure #book #cat

“More humans have eaten human flesh than they care to admit. Zombies taste good.” #writing

“When you are God you can co anything. Impose fear, hate, and even start wars. It’s not what you actually do that counts, it’s what you might do that matters. Belief in the maybe is more powerful than God. It’s all in the marketing.” #writing #religion

2030 is just years away.

Just because you can hold a microphone doesn’t mean you can ask questions.

How many people have a picture of themselves on their phone/wallet? How many of those have a picture of their mother? I’m betting there is a correlation. And why did you take a photo of yourself on your phone or wallet? #life #photo

“Gravity is God. Gravity is the answer. Everything is attracted to it. It accepts all, rich, poor, and regardless of belief.. There is no place you can run to escape it’s reach. Let gravity embrace you. Get closer to Gravity.” #writing #religion

Weird idea: What if you cooked shredded chicken the way you cook Buffalo wings—sort of a deconstructed boneless wing? #food #wings #chicken

Life has no requirements. Not even survival. #life

I think I need to rethink the design of The Continuity. I’m not sure I like the side column idea. I may put that into a separate page. #web #python #flask.

“The garbage truck of life stops for everyone. More often than not, it drops off instead of picking up.” #writing

Excited

“He was excited the way he had never been. She drew closer to him. This is the one, he thought. Gleeful, he plunged the plastic butter knife into her throat. The blade snapped, falling to the hotel room floor. Shock and confusion sufused her face. ‘What the Hell?’, were the last words he ever …

“Loneliness is a hunger.” #writing

Do the one thing that will make life better. Then do the next one. #life #success

What word do you cling to even though you rarely get a chance to use it? Mine is “gardyloo”. #writing #words

“His Afro haircut would put any chrysanthemum to shame. Birds and small animals of indeterminate nature could nest within it.” #writing

“The men slouched over their beers at the bar like old women slouch over the bar of a grocery shopping cart. At least the woman-powered cart got somewhere.” #writing

Is there a Calibre iOS app that lets you connect to a server? I don’t see one on the App Store. #calibre #ios #books

I think I should eat something.Who’s with me?