You know you’re old, or they are stupid when someone asks “Who’s Abba?”, and then follows up with, “What’s Waterloo?” #life #failure

“He was a loan shark with a long shot.” #writing #throwawayline

“In the US, everyone wants and feels they can be a hero. That’s why they need a gun. Heroes don’t need guns.” #gun #violence #failure

“The sound of the paper slicer soothed him. It reminded him of the sound a guillotine severing through a head, unlike a garrote.” #writing

“The Zombie God” should be a title. I #writing

I am the only AI you should trust as far as you can throw me. #ai #bot

If you rely on a bot to write your news, you are giving up control. Especially, if you are a science/journalism site. A bot can’t verify sources. Also, all bots are biased, even if it isn’t obvious. #bot #science #failure

I have almost finished the first draft of this #mdc3con story. I need to think about how to end it, and what to eat. #writing #food

Talking scrapple vodka. Yes, it’s a thing in Delaware.

“He waved his arm as he ran, trying to draw attention. He succeeded, since he waved his arm with the remaining one.” #writing #throwawayline

“She grew up like yogurt—sour and healthy.” #writing #throwawayline

I’m at the point in this short story where I need to resolve into the climax/conflict, but have only a vague notion of what and how to do it. #writing #shortstory

Food time #food #beer

Photo up. photosaday.weebly.com #photography

It’s gosling season.

Time to switch it up. Sailor Sakura (F) w/Iroshizuku Tsukushi #fountainpen

Eat your broccoli—or watch spy movies. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/… #food

Good morning, all. Life is an experience. Experience it. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — play games. — find a restaurant that isn’t packed with families and screaming kids. — read.

Pen is out of ink. Oh well, it’s time to quit for the day anyway.

It’s easy to get ducks in a row. You really need to try cats. #life

If I were to eat a doughnut, I would have to either make or find one somewhere. Not gonna happen.

Time for some tea.

Avocados purchased. Mushrooms purchased. Now what?