“Shape up, or ship out!” “But, I’m in the Navy, sir. I’ll ship out either way..” #writing #throwawayline

“The gossamer that was his soul spread throughout the universe, ignoring the fact that souls didn’t exist.” #writing

“Why do the stars twinkle, Daddy?” “Because you are so bright.” #writing

I’ve come to the conclusion that typed languages and compilers may be better, but untyped interpreted/scripted languages are more fun and more productive. Flame on! #programming

Name the musical group.

Many people believe life is about selling you stuff. Many people believe life is about buying and obtaining stuff. Some people know that life is about living. The happiest person is the one who doesn’t want anything. #life #success #zen #tao

Be the sunshine in a dark world. #life #success

It’s time to eat something and free-write.

Kindness is a gift freely given. It is not a reward. #life #success

Marketing: Even if that’s not what you wanted, but it still sorta works, we can sell it.

Self-respect is not arrogance. #life

Happy National Fun Facts About Names Day

Don’t make commitments to yourself you can’t keep. #life #success

Hello. Remember, you are a few days away from the next weekend—unless you die. So, don’t die. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Oh no! Tomorrow is Monday.

How many times have you said “bro” or “bruh” in the past hour? There is a limit.

Everything you do has an effect beyond your expectations. #life

Write down your life principles. Those are even more important than your goals. #life #success

I’d rather be eating cookies.

Happy Cinco de Marcho Yes, it’s a thing. I don’t make these up.

If you toot your own horn, make sure it’s in tune.

“If you have no time on your hands, you don’t have time to question what I do or say. All powerful people now this. Now, get back to work.” #writing #throwawayline

Good morning, all. Find a place of joy. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Enjoy the evening. Choose to be happy. #life #success