“Why would you ever want to go on a road trip with your dad?” “To kill him.” #writing #throwawayline

Great ideas don’t have to come from the rich. #life

I have never seen Avatar. I never plan to see it, nor its sequal(s). #film

“Who do we blame today?”

Worst Christmas lyric: “With the whoop-de-do and dickory dock” #music #christmas

I don’t feel like doing anything today. I think I’ll go with my feelings for once.

Happy National Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day Yes, it’s a thing.

They’re baaaaack… I wonder what they want. #cats

Hello. Be patient. Be courteous. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Heal yourself so you can heal others. #life #success

I need jellybeans. That is the post.

“The thing we expect is the thing that we fear.” #writing

Anyone doing things today?

Why are megalomaniacs the only ones allowed to be billionaires?

“What trickery is this?” People don’t say it as often as they should.

Today feels like either a sub or pizza delivery for lunch kind of day.

“The bleakest thoughts are rarely worse than the reality.” #writing

Empower yourself and others.

Good morning. It’s the weekend. Play nice. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“His father was the type of person who would sell you for parts so he could buy booze.” #writing

So how many people have an old empty cookie tin lying around in which they keep non-cookies?

In extraordinary times we need ordinary people. #life

Back in my day people ate liver and onions in restaurants.