In Darth Vader’s voice: “If this is French bread, where is the German, Italian, and Mexican?” #baking #bread #starwars

“I ate 144 cupcakes.” “Eew! That’s gross.” #writing #throwawayline

Do you think/believe you know? Do you assume? Do you question? Or do you go through as always? #life

If a coding/runtime bug reoccurs, is it a new bug? #programming

Whenever you do something, it is training in what you do. Training isn’t a separate bucket in which you classify activities. If you’re alive, you are training in what you do, not in what you call training. #life

The friendliest (observable) people I’ve dealth with in my life are writers.. Also, the ones I have met, are helpful and gracious with their time. However, I’ve never met a rich writer. My sample size is limited. Thank you, to the ones I’ve met and encouraged me. #writing #author

Serious question: Which Mac/iOS mail app is the best for filtering/blocking spam emails? I’’ve tried Chipmunk. Eh. Doesn’t do what it says. Airmail is good but doesn’t combine emails from all accounts into a single group despite its “Inbox (all accounts)” label. #email #failure

What do you do with old (non-moldy) bread? — croutons — bread pudding — microwave to revive — toss — feed to birds/animals — give to the food bank — ? #food

Memory is a bad scale by which to judge things. #life #failure

Be kind tho those around you, especially if they aren’t human. #life #success

“You have 5 seconds to live. What will you do? Oh never mind, your time is up and you’re already dead.” #writing

It’s that type of day. Apologies for any disruption of your usual thought processes.

I iinternalize that some people enjoy complication because it makes them feel superior in some way. But why are there so many people? #life #failure

If you think XCode IDE is bad, just compare it to the Android file/build structure… People: complicated down’s mean better. Gradle? Seriously? Flame on!

What was the last thing you purchased that you use, enjoy and value?

“His laugh was unique in that it was indescribably bad, obnoxious, and brought tidings of dead animal refuse.” #writing #character

“His laugh was like an old crone or a Jawa’s yell slowed down.” #writing #character

“Your ideas have to go somewhere. Oh right, you never have any.” #writing

“He cackles the way an old female crone might.” #writing #character

Humans never exclaim, “Oh your God!” Possion is 9/10ths of religion. #life #religion #failure

Winter is coming. Tomorrow. You know what that means…

When everyone follows you, you are just the lead lemming. #life #failure

Some goals for 2026: learn how to solve a Rubik’s cube Learn some android programming Write at least 1 short story and 2 novels Take 5 trips Be less hard on myself Be more or less annoying #2026

“You can change everything, as long as you start small.” #writing

I guess I should eat something today.