‘It’s the season for Norton, LifeLock, and GeekSquad spam… #mail #spam

If you learn an old lesson, you should’ve learned it by now. #life

Observed: woman points to an Xfinity store and asks, “what’s that?” Get out much? No, not someone from another country

Good morning. Hello. Another week? Yes, please. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

History waits for someone to do something good.

Observed: woman staring at a Starbucks poster that has literally 9 words on it. For several minutes. I have no idea. #life

I wonder if people fear playing a specific board game and why. #life #game

“Amazon: Your life was delivered. Here is a photo. Too bad the neighbor’s dog got it.” #writing #life

If you can’t be calmest between you and the antagonist, you have lost. It won’t make for a good story, but that’s not what matters in the moment. #life #writing ‘

“Cronies are easy to come by. Servants need to be paid. Slaves are frowned upon. Now, a cult. That just needs belief. That’s where you get your bang-for-the-buck ” #writing

Vicious Rumor: “Die Hard: Dead at Last” is completing primary filming.

Overheard: “We’ll do the All-American Burger with cheese, mayo, and meat ONLY.” Do you need to specify “meat” in a burger, given there are no veggie burger options?

“Plan your holidays before you take them. Plan your projects before you make them. Plan your enemies before they take you. Plan your friends before they betray you.” #writing

Since when do books have soundtracks? #book #reading

A competition isn’t a game, if one player isn’t having fun. #life #sport #failure

“When your ego requires someone else’s help, you should give up. If your ego is larger than your opposition, you should give up. If you want all the power and control, regardless of your ego, you should give up. If you don’t give up, you can be stopped.” #writing

Squares pack. Circles don’t.

“He was always 4th and goal, and never saw it.” #usfootball #life

The most underrated fruit is_____, because _____. If you don’t know what a “fruit” is, do not reply. #botany #fruit

What’s next? We already have “social media”. Social-AI. Where you argue with social media AI trolls. #life #ai #social #failure

Math is fun, if you understand it and you don’t need to understand a lot of it to have fun. #life #math

“I’ll be honest with you…” “For how long?” #life #failure

“Life is quitting time.” #writing #throwawayline

When you bring your problems with you, you have excess luggage. #life #failure