Today feels like a hot wings for lunch kind of day.

“His was a singular stupidity, only he could accomplish.” #writing #throwawayline

Seems legit. #scam

Happy Penguin Awareness Day Do you know where your penguin is?

Good morning. It’s Friday. Don’t do anything I would. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

“No one would want to behead him, because no one wanted to remove what little brain he had.” #writing

“He was so stupid, he thought collagen was where you went to get an education.” #writing #throwawayline

“He had all the brains of a haddock that had been flattened by a brick.” #writing

Exult in the knowledge that tomorrow may be Friday.

Hm. There is a 3d “Collosal Cave” for the Switch? I’m sure it’s not as good as a text-based Zork, but then people don’t read much nowadays. #switch #nintendo #zork #infocom

Well that seems final. Twitter officially banned 3rd-party apps and API use. So much for Elon’s lie of free-speech. #twitter #failure

“You have to stop running. You have to turn and face your future.” #writing #throwawayline

When you ban books, you ban reading. When you ban reading, you ban intelligence. #books #failure

It’s still pouring rain. Not a day to get stuff done, apparently.

Isn’t it time for something fun to happen?

Making banana pancakes, eggs, and sausage for a late breakfast. Coffee again.

OK. Hotel booked for the Creatures, Crime, and Creativity Conf for this year. #writing #mdc3con

Happy Brew a Potion Day

OK. I’m registered for the Baltimore Pen Show. #fountainpen

It’s better to control yourself, than to try to control everything. #life #success

How are your gerunds this morning?

Good morning. Don’t cheat yourself out of rest. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Plan for tomorrow: — transcribe/edit — iOS — make pancakes — read — play a game