If you are complacent, Murphy will show up to teach you a lesson.

OK. I’ve got everything I need to make cranberry pistachio biscotti. Tomorrow, I’ll try to make it work… if I have time. #baking

“You can’t be too funny or too rich.” I’m neither.

When a waitperson asks, “What can I get you?”, the proper response is, “A Million Dollars.”

“The older you get, the more people you know die. Immortality is a bitch and bastard.” #writing

“Never trust anyone that wears purple. That’s what I say. Purple is just a mixture of blue and red. The person is just trying to play both sides.” #writing

Life is not always 4th and Goal. You have to live it as if it’s 1st and long. #life #usfootball

The best (not most important) accomplishment you have done this year? Mine: Buy a GoCycle and use it.

If your mindi s full of thoughts and ideas, you will never find what you are looking for. #life #zen #tao

I should resurrect my Ouzo Cheesecake. #baking

“If you think you’re doing the right thing, take time to count the bodies you have injured.”

“The blood of the young is better than the blood of the others.” #writing #throwawayline

I find it strange that in the US they market a blue bear and companies that claim not to have a mascot, but have every mascot. It’s not clever. #marketing #failure

“Gather around the dead and injured. Stare at the accident victims and homeless. Be enthralled by the pain. Slow down to watch a car wreck. Be one with the Dark Side. There are no Avengers.” #writing #throwawayline

“It’s OK if no one understands your sense of humor as long as you don’t blow up things..” #writing #throwawayline

I need to download the latest Pico-8. I’m probably more than a year behind. #pico8 #gamedev

The Spirit of Christmas Presents is an old sock marked down 25%. #life #christmas

Ok. I need to make pistachio cranberry biscotti. Not sure why, but it sounds like a decent combo to try. #baking

Isn’t it time for a new Apple product line, instead of an upgrade to an existing one? #apple

When you want to be perfect, but you realize you’re actually Batman.

Someone should have a “Pizza Advent Calendar” Nope nope nope.

Wings consumed -1 to health. +1 to contentment. #food

It’s sad when an ad has to explain that “People at risk may not develop ____” in a pharma ad. This is why marketing works. It targets the stupid who have to be explained basic concepts. Flame on! #life #failure

Observed: “He was a Boris type. You know; short, curly dark hair, bulk that bordered between obese and muscle, fat lips, and a walk that bespoke of too many bullet wounds.” #writing

I missed writing with a fountain pen while typing NaNo. #writing #fountainpen