Take a deep breath. Don’t forget to let it out.

I’m trying to accomplish stuff today, but failing.

I think I’ll try making mandu (Korean dumplings) tomorrow.

Happy Blame It On the Large Hadron Collider Day Yes, it’s a thing…

Good morning. Be kind. Be patient. Be friendly. Time for the ceremonial coffee.

Do something fun tomorrow, they said. Get out and relax, they said. Life is short, they said. I’ll show them.

In the future, hot dogs will be just as bad.

How obnoxious do you plan on being tomorrow?

“I was looking to hire an assassin, but the best I could do was to find a low-rent stand-up comic.” #writing

Plan for tomorrow: beat the odds and have a great day.

I feel I haven’t been accomplishing enough.

Well, the day is ending. That’s something.

So much for dinner. Pretty poor.

Dessert grr frozen

Happy Weekend #life #tao

It’s Friday. Enjoy the weekend. Get outside. Look up at the sky. What do you see? How does it make you feel? Are there trees or buildings around you? Have you noticed them before? Are your kids screaming or being “angels”? If you have a pet, what is it doing? What is your spouse doing? What is their …

People change. Someone can grow to become the hero. They can then fall to become the antagonist. Humans want the best in some one, or they want the worst. Most want the story to end before the inflexion point. Life goes beyond. #writing

“It’s never too late to die, Mr. Bond.” #writing #throwawayline

Make the most of the little you have. ancient proverb I just made up

I’m tempted to do my Gordon Ramsey imitation. “This chicken is DRY, you silly cow! Get out! Get out! What are you trying to do? Sabotage your team?” …but I haven’t eaten since yesterday. @GordonRamsay

Ok. I’ve got a few questions for the panel I’m moderating for #mdc3con. I’m not going to be clueless.

“Days like today want me to return.”

My stream is unconscious…

If you want to ban books, you have to ban the internet, or control it. #warning #future

I want to take cooking or baking classes. There are none in my area. #netde

“You can’t have skilled people unless you train them.” The question to be begged is, why do you need skilled people? Money? Progress? Those are false-flags. #life #failure #zen