Good morning. Keep your day job. Time for the ceremonial coffee.
“Click bait–This Changes Everything!” #writing #throwawayline
Plan for tomorrow: iOS Python rewrite/edit eat something play some games?
Probably a stupid question, but I’m a stupid person. Is there a way to get a list of non-English podcasts in the Apple podcast app? All the podcasts are in English. Can I set a country origin? #podcast #apple
Do the hard things. The easy things will be easier. #life #success
I’m taking suggestions for what I should eat tomorrow.
No, it’s you can’t multitask. The best you can do is time-slice. #life
Now would be a good time to eat a bucket o’ ice cream.
I guess I should take a break.
Grr. I hate myself. I meant “decorators” in programming languages, not “fixtures”. I know the difference. #programming
Fixtures in a programming language are kludges because the functionality wasn’t built into the original language spec, and should have been. Flame on! #programming
“Ride fast. Ride hard.”
“And God was so disgusted that he sent down a plague of goofuses.” #writing #throwawayline
Wonder as you wander.
My panels at #mdc3con in Sept. Should be “fun”. #writing
Photo up. photosaday.weebly.com #photography
Humor is the transition from embarassment to joy. That’s my definition. Flame on! #humor
Scum Master is a thing?
The river is yours to follow. There will always be currents and eddies to divert you. Your passion will determine whether you are diverted. Your focus will allow you to avoid the rocks. #life
Gorgeous summer day. I’m sitting outside, writing.
This is an abomination.
Regardless of what you may have accomplished, If you think you are special or somehow better than somone else, your ego is better than you are. #life #failure
“Oh no! He he’s having an anachronism. Dial 9-1-1.” #writing #throwawayline
Overheard: “I’m going to have an accident in your car.” Um… I’m not sure she meant what she said. #writing #character
Phew! Was concerned I had an anachronism. Did a quick check. All is well. #writing #holmes #watson